we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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