I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
