he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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