that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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