Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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