walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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