So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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