I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I have tasted many bathrooms
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