She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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