Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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