im gay
i know
yea but for you.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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