lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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