You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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