It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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