Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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