yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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