Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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