Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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