i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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