everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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