why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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