I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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