She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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