Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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