It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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