That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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