Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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