The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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