But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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