His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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