We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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