i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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