Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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