He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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