: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Damn victory sex feels great
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