Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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