I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pop tarts are not kleenex
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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