i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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