Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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