operation harelip BJ is a go
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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