TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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