Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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