..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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