drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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