You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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