I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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