I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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