I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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