We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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