Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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