i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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