Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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